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View Full Version : Canadians will understand...
Artashes 10-16-2003, 03:49 PM God decides She is going to end the world in two days, and calls the world leaders to inform them.
Immediately, George Bush goes on TV and tells Americans: "The bad news is that God is a woman; the worser (its Bush after all) news is that the world will end in two days"
Vladimir Putin goes on Russian TV and tells them: "The bad news is there is a God; the worse news is the world is finished in two days"
Jean Chretien goes on CBC to tell Canadians: "Da great news is dat God tink I ham a world leader. Da bes' news is dat in two days, dere is no way Paul Martin will hever become Prime Minister"
:roll2:
webworkz 10-16-2003, 04:30 PM I don't get it ... Comparing him to Hitler?
Reality Hosting 10-16-2003, 04:51 PM You must not be Canadian :D
Artashes 10-16-2003, 05:04 PM Originally posted by webworkz
I don't get it ... Comparing him to Hitler?
Paul Martin wants to be the next Prime Minister of Canada. Obviously, if the world comes to an end, that would never happen. So how happy do you think this makes his opponents?
SilveR_Pixel 10-16-2003, 05:04 PM lol, i had a good laugh out of that one. :D
:popcorn:
codywatkins 10-16-2003, 06:02 PM That's a classic!!!! :D :D :D
westcan 10-16-2003, 06:11 PM LOL :D
webworkz 10-16-2003, 06:20 PM ... Canucks.
I know Paul Martin wants to get elected [isn't he the one that is pro-US?], but I didn't understand the context.
Who was that guy that did the long-winded rant about how he's sick of Canada's foreign policy towards the USA? Someone played it on a radio station in Houston and I wouldn't mind listening to it again. Any ideas? It's probably a 30+ year old rant, but it was very good.
NE-Andy 10-16-2003, 07:32 PM LOL
PlacidHost 10-16-2003, 07:40 PM Good joke. :) I love politics.
MikeM 10-16-2003, 08:33 PM Thats funny ..
Originally posted by Artashes
God decides She is going to end the world in two days, and calls the world leaders to inform them.
Immediately, George Bush goes on TV and tells Americans: "The bad news is that God is a woman; the worser (its Bush after all) news is that the world will end in two days"
Vladimir Putin goes on Russian TV and tells them: "The bad news is there is a God; the worse news is the world is finished in two days"
Jean Chretien goes on CBC to tell Canadians: "Da great news is dat God tink I ham a world leader. Da bes' news is dat in two days, dere is no way Paul Martin will hever become Prime Minister"
:roll2:
:rofl: classic!
JasonID 10-16-2003, 09:18 PM ROFL. While I don't agree with making fun of Mr. Chrétien's disability, that's a funny joke otherwise.
Mester 10-16-2003, 10:35 PM lol thats pretty good :)
blue27 10-16-2003, 10:37 PM Originally posted by JasonID
ROFL. While I don't agree with making fun of Mr. Chrétien's disability, that's a funny joke otherwise.
What disability? You mean because he's French?
skanes_j 10-16-2003, 11:02 PM Originally posted by blue27
What disability? You mean because he's French?
Yup, thats a disability alright ;) .... Just kidding.
webworkz 10-16-2003, 11:06 PM Don't even get me started on the French. :D
Kimmikat 10-16-2003, 11:19 PM The Canucks are taking over!! :)
webworkz 10-16-2003, 11:20 PM Originally posted by KimmiKat
The Canucks are taking over!! :)
Pity we didn't take their country back in the day, eh? :D
Artashes 10-16-2003, 11:37 PM Originally posted by webworkz
Pity we didn't take their country back in the day, eh? :D
Why? Its too cold out here anyway. Lots of beavers around, too.
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