Anyone up for some nice succulent man beef? Go here: http://www.manbeef.com.

Please... try not to :puke:

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THAT'S JUST ******* SICK! UGH!

Isn't that illegal??!?!!?!??!?!?!?

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WTF! What is that?Is it real people?

Originally posted by creid
WTF! What is that?Is it real people?

I :puke: think :puke: so

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Kinda bring new meaning to the phrase "Piece of ass"
I saw that a while back still cant see how it could be real I always took it as a sick twisted joke

Don't you just love their TOS:


If you have been convicted of illegal cannibalism (The killing and eating of a human) we will be unable to provide any services to you. We support the consumption of human flesh, but under no circumstances do we support the killing of a human to provide meat. All meat sold by ManBeef International Meats was obtained legally.

Originally posted by MasterMindz
Don't you just love their TOS:



Uhm...and just how do they obtain HUMAN meat LEGALLY!!?!??!?

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Originally posted by B-Broker


Uhm...and just how do they obtain HUMAN meat LEGALLY!!?!??!?

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Just gunna ask that!
How the hell?

Hmmm

If you have been convicted of illegal cannibalism (The killing and eating of a human) we will be unable to provide any services to you.

So how do they obtain human meat? Taking it from LIVE humans? WTF! SICK!

Does the FBI, FTC, BBB, CDC know about these SICK people-eaters?

I think its already dead. Hey! I will sell my dead body (when its dead) For $1,000 right now!LOL J/K

Originally posted by creid
I think its already dead. Hey! I will sell my dead body (when its dead) For $1,000 right now!LOL J/K

So they break into morgues and "borrow" body parts to sell? Or are parts from inmates that died (like how they send the bodies to university's, etc)?

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ugh...just sick

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We have several ways to obtain high quality human bodies for processing. The most common way we get our meat, is from cadaver vending companies. These companies are located all over the world, and pay people a specific amount of money to donate their body once they die. All cadaver vendors we use screen the body before it is sold to ManBeef. This prevents us from receiving bodies that are too poor quality for gourmet consumption. If any body is sold to us that is sub-standard quality we will first inform the vendor, and then either return the body or donate it to science. Once the person passes away, the body is quickly packed in ice and shipped to our processing department.

The second way human bodies are acquired, is to purchase them from organ donation companies. This works out well because bodies that have their organs donated are quickly placed on ice and handled under extremely sanitary conditions. Once a body has its donated organs removed it is promptly packed in ice and ship it to our processing department.

Well, assuming it was real, they could get the humans the same way research facilities get em.

AHAHAHAHA I Was Right!
LMAO!:stickout

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The site is a fake, I came accross it a couple of months ago. I was so discusted with it I started a web site called patch ( people against the consumption of humans ) only to find the site was a fake. If it was real, they would have been shut down as they claim to operate out of the United States and this is highly illegal. It is a clever site, but just a fake.

fake or not the site is sick.....
after going through the site i m feeling very sad.....
the truth is even if the site started off as a sick jk, there will be thousands of crazy ppl out there who will want to try it out, and they mite turn it into a real business. Or other money hungry scums will take the idea and try to profit from it......
rather we like to accept that fact or not there are ppl out there who will eat human meat.....

i feel very sad at the moment.........
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mmmmm, I'm feeling hungry....


j/k :D

most likely some one from PETA put it up as a joke to show what we do to animals and you people can not stomach it but you can rip apart animals
most likely or just some very ugly lonely human who can not get a date

I ordered some rump roast will let ya know how it is ;)
(remember this is a joke dont twist on me)

I can not stand to see animal trophies etc...
would rather see this jolke site than poor animals gettnig killed or poached for trophy

I am having a great looking filet mignon tonite
got it from Costco so it should be non human ;)