In a temporary moment of insanity Orion Hosting's CEO has granted me permission to offer the following package for just thirty UK Pounds (£30) per month

15GB Disk Space on a Dual Pentium Machine
Access to that machine's dedicated 100Mbit Connection
A whopping 300GB of Bandwidth
Use of our very own control panel software
Access to customer service 24/7 via SMS
Your very own .com/.net/.org/.co.uk domain name for a full year

If you're interested please feel free to contact either myself or the businesses' customer service desk.