FROM: Yospamkutus Ura
Kingdom of Uranus
yo@ura.gov.ur

URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Yospamkutus Ura, the first cloned of the King of Uranus. You were listed as contact on flat silver disk object we obtained during a night raid on your planet.

I have an urgent business, which I want to disclose to you. I believe it will be beneficial to both of us. We soon plan to acquire property on your side of the planet Earth. We need your assistance in securing the assets of an Earth account to prepare for our arrival. A Swiss banker is vacationing with us on an asteriod not too far. He has generously donated his entire fortune (US$45,500,000.00) to help the Urani beings change your world.

I have the privilege in contacting you for an urgent assistance in this transaction.
We have arranged to give you 3% of the total sum for your assistance and 95% for my kingdom, and 2% set aside for expenses. Your family saved from slavery and slaughter.

I will like all our communication to be through my Email address for security reasons.

I stand upright to read from you quick.

Sincerely,


Y. Ura


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Heck, I'd do it...:D

Originally posted by mousecrafter

US$45,500,000.00

Can it be converted into Zobs

Simon

ROFLMAO I love getting emails like that.

:beer:

LOL reminds me of another one I saw on a different forum wherein a guy was pretending he needed money to escape africa and the other guy was playing along.

Contact Saddam Hussain, Iraq.......he needs to rule over your planet.....its kind of become a habit for him.......and dont forget to kick his ass too....his daily addiction :D