On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late at Almighty God Tabernacle, his church, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let it ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes.

When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.

The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the guy was talking about. Then the guy said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer."

The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to call his wife.

The man said, "That's OK. Let me tell you my story. You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, "God, if you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now. At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'. I was afraid to answer."

LOL that's actually a good joke!

lol!

LOL ... i've heard that story before ... I believe it's actually true ... but I may be wrong.

sweeet

hehehehe. :nuts:

Wow... miracles never cease. :D

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Originally posted by Coach
Wow... miracles never cease. :D

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What address were you trying to put?

Heh.. sorry, I was just testing a URL because I just busted someone down in the requests forum that was trying to get around a ban. I just typed the URL in my post just to make sure they were actually banned before I reported them.

I guess it'll take another miracle to ever see that company here again eh? ;)

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lol.

I can easily see something like this being a somewhat true story.

Amen lol

A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the water and bumped into the preacher. The preacher turned around and, though almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, asked the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answered, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabbed the drunk and dunked him in the water. Then he pulled him up and asked him, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replied, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunked him into the water again, for a little longer. Then again he pulled him out and asked, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answered, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher was at his wits end so he submerged the drunk once more, and held him down for about 30 seconds until he began kicking his arms and legs, whereupon he pulled him up. The preacher again asked the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" The drunk wiped his eyes and caught his breath and finally said to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

lol thats quite good I like it

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Awesome stories, i like the first one best!

Seriously, it somehow shed a little tear in my eyes. Thank you for the first story. This reminds me that God does wonders. Ordinary people as we are, we find ourselves in a state that we are able to do "miracles" for others. Spread that love.

Take care everyone!

:)

Well,

I am an atheist but I believe in miracles. :)

The first story was very touching. :)

and the second one was :D

ML

I didn't find either touching, just coincidental if true,

One word - coincidence.

There is a God. Jesus is true. :)

I agree with Jeffreyw. Yes, There is a God.

:)

LOL That was actually pretty good. Thanks for the laugh :D

Way too many god topics at WHT... but on a side note that's some funny stuff.

LOL, first one is v funny

Great jokes, we need some more jokes on this site :)