A cockroach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to Create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it.)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig!)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing...)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?...)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms. Doesn't seem fair.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research?)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew Who cares How'd they find out, ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine.)

(And why pigs.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over
quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh,geez.)
(That's almost as bad as catfish!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is
...lucky pigs..

30minutes? is that on average, minimum, or maximum? :look:

Know this was a "HaHa" sent to me in an email *please note I didnt write it I just report it * :stickout

what the world this is great and funny stuff.


:) :D

30minutes?? thats gotta be a exagerated figure...

i can last for 29 minutes pigs must have it made

LOL!!! You guys are all pigs :D j/k ;)

That might be off about the praying mantis. I know that after copulation, the female rips the male's head off and eats him.

As far as pigs, I wouldn't go jumping to conclusions. You don't know the frequency of their copulation or orgasms. The lions might have it better.

You're right about a couple of things. After 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, that cup of coffeee would be terrible. Not worth it at all!

Having flatulence for that long would likely kill you.

Read http://DarwinAwards.com/cgi-bin/frames.cgi?/darwin/darwin1993-01.html for proof.

Originally posted by Duster
That might be off about the praying mantis. I know that after copulation, the female rips the male's head off and eats him.


:uhh:

Originally posted by Duster

As far as pigs, I wouldn't go jumping to conclusions. You don't know the frequency of their copulation or orgasms.


Maybe once every 6 months? :D

Dang, 30min......