An automobile problem....
There are 3 engineers driving along the freeway in a car together. One is an electrical engineer, one is a chemical engineer, and one is a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly, the car just stops running without warning. So, the three engineers get out and look at the car carefully. Each one makes his own analysis;
The electrical engineers suggests they work together to strip the wiring harness, and diagnose the problem connection by connection.
The Chemical engineer suggests that there is a chance the fuel has become emulsified, and will need some chemicals to reverse the emulsification process.
The Microsoft engineer scratches his head and suggests "Why don't we just get out, close all the windows, get back in, and see if it works after that?"
:D

hehehe, heared it before, but always good to re-read

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thats great!!

(I don't know what happened to #8, but apparently that is not a bug, but a feature of this list)

The Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars.

1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead of before.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.

4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.

5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.

6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.

9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).

10. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.