We've been notified by Security that there have been
six suspected terrorists working out of your office.
Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin
Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have
been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting
the description of the sixth cell member,
Bin Workin, at your office.
Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's
Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are not a suspect at this time.

:)

Old news, bad joke.

I think it's funny. :) Bin Laden is still on the lamb so how is it old news?

Old news as in it's been around since a few weeks after September 11th. It is now March 2003

Its not March 2003? I coulda sworn it was :D :D (Its late, I love to bust people's chops)