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Originally posted by JustinK
"Error: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue."


That is one of my favourite error messages. Short, to the point, and totally confusing. :)

What error messages have you run across that that have the clarity of a block of granite?

If anyoine reads win 2000 mag then on the back page they have funny error messages, mostly M$ based, on i got and submitted is as follows:

Copying thenameofthesong.mp3, 60234987625 Minutes Remaining.

i cant remember the exact number of minutes but i have a screenshot on my machine at home, ill post a URL to it this afternoon when i get home.