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hostpath.com
02-26-2003, 05:23 PM
http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/unkn/nj.htm

Phrozen
02-26-2003, 05:51 PM
That looks nothing at all like Eminem.

XTStrike
02-26-2003, 05:53 PM
Id tend to agree it looks nothing like him, either we should insult hostpath.com or delete this thread?

The polls are open... You Choose

alpha
02-26-2003, 06:07 PM
In each robbery, the unknown suspect enters a bank and approaches the first available teller. He then hands the teller a demand note written in rhyme which warns the teller not to summon the police. The note also advises the teller that the suspect is watching closely and, if his instructions are not followed, he will start rapping about his life and wave a handgun. The note requests all $100, $50, and $20 bills be passed to the suspect and advises the teller not to move until the suspect is gone unless he/she wants to dance to his beat. After receiving the money from the teller, the suspect exits the bank on foot while his human beatbox associate follows along.

:D

disclaimer - the above text is not a quote but a ficticious piece of text - don't take it seriously please

Akash
02-26-2003, 06:44 PM
Yes, a multi-million dollar person that earns his living speaking his mind is going to walk into bank and ask for even more money...:confused:

MikeM
02-26-2003, 06:55 PM
Ahh yes, but then OJ did'nt kill his wife either...



hahahahah

Jesse_613
02-26-2003, 07:03 PM
looks nothing like him at all....

ChickenSteak
02-26-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by akash
Yes, a multi-million dollar person that earns his living speaking his mind is going to walk into bank and ask for even more money...:confused: Not all people rob banks because they need $$, they do it for the game ;).

Curtis H.
02-26-2003, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by XTStrike
Id tend to agree it looks nothing like him, either we should insult hostpath.com or delete this thread?
Insults can be more fun. :D

Seriously, looks nothing like him. BTW Hostpath. Nice site!:eek:

adam
02-26-2003, 07:25 PM
Em's face doesnt sag like that guys..

The Dude
02-26-2003, 08:39 PM
This thread is funny!!!!!

The Dude :)

Acroplex
02-26-2003, 08:54 PM
It's actually Timmay.

Neo3Net
02-26-2003, 10:50 PM
Hehe, I think timmay is about like 4 foot nothing.

richy
02-26-2003, 11:00 PM
Eminem - Wanted for crimes against talent. Unwanted by anybody with taste.

Aussie Bob
02-27-2003, 12:44 AM
As much as I think eminem is just a semi-talented puppet for his masters, tapping into the "I hate my parents" vibe, [yes, he still loves his mommy] that's not him robbing the bank. :D

Mesum
02-27-2003, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by XTStrike
Id tend to agree it looks nothing like him, either we should insult hostpath.com or delete this thread?

The polls are open... You Choose

Aye aye HostPath........ Yo Momma's so short, you can see her feet in her Driver's License.

richy
02-27-2003, 02:18 AM
lol excellent mesum, never heard that one before, heart just about every single yo mommas so fat joke in the history of the world tho.

Mesum
02-27-2003, 08:02 AM
Yeah that's what we do when we are drunk and trying to have fun, make Yo Momma jokes...... either that, or.....

hostpath.com
02-27-2003, 09:45 AM
Mesum:

Is yo momma in the snack food business? I saw her on the corner with a sign that says "Lays, 50 cents".

adam
02-27-2003, 11:57 AM
LOL

Mesum
02-27-2003, 04:23 PM
Hey how about making your own Yo Momma lines?

Aye aye HostPaht........... Yo Momma's so stupid, she tired to drown a fish in the water.

richy
02-27-2003, 08:00 PM
Yo mommas so fat her blood type is ragu

*not sure if you have ragu in the states its a spaghetti sauce brand.

x222943
02-27-2003, 10:00 PM
Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles...