You say "I moved to .co.uk from .co.au" Instead of Saying you moved From Australia to UK

Anyone else got some ?

When you're having a normal conversation in person with someone and say "lol" instead of actually laughing.

You read threads titled "You know your online too much when..."

You sit in front of the mirror when you're not in front of a computer practicing your emoticon impersonations. :eek:

i have a list of about 200 of these. Cant be bothered to post any. :)

When you have a list of 200 of these and are too lazy to post any of them. ;)

hahah - thats pretty funny Coach :D

Actually I do have a real life example of this.

Every now and then I'll be in a room with a computer and a digital clock. I'll cross a room to read the time in the bottom right corner of the monitor, then realize I could have read the time from across the room on the digital one. Something in my head occasionally refuses to accept a regular clock as a measure of time.

Greg Moore

Originally posted by akashik
Actually I do have a real life example of this.

Every now and then I'll be in a room with a computer and a digital clock. I'll cross a room to read the time in the bottom right corner of the monitor, then realize I could have read the time from across the room on the digital one. Something in my head occasionally refuses to accept a regular clock as a measure of time.

Greg Moore
My computer clock is the only one synchronized with the government's time, of course it gets priority :D

I know things are getting to me when I start wishing I could 'do a ls on my file cabinet' or grep for a channel on my cable box...

oh...here's another good one...

when your girlfriend sneezes 4 times in a row and you're too wrapped up in what you're doing to notice until the 4th time, at which point you are tempted to run bless_you -R on your girlfriend...

lol, i just know I'm online to much when there is food drinks and everything next to me

Originally posted by ConcreteHost
lol, i just know I'm online to much when there is food drinks and everything next to me

U mean u don't always keep a supply? :eek:

I have atleast 10 litres of water next to me, and at present have the choice of a naan bread,some biscuits or the beechams flu plus :)

I do have the mini fridge next to me

You know your online too much when....

Your to lazy to type out http://webhostingtalk.com and you edited your hosts file to make http://wht go to http://webhostingtalk.com

MMMmmmmmm mini fridge :D
Online to much when the sunlight burns your eyes and people start to frighten you!

Quick - back to the cave!

you are are online too much if you have to get toliet installed in replace of your chair.

You are online to much if you have a food, and drinks at your desk!

Oh yeah.

You know your online too much if the pets die and the mail man will not delivery your mail, becase the box is too full!

Originally posted by Rewdog
My computer clock is the only one synchronized with the government's time, of course it gets priority :D
It's all part of their Big Plan. They get you to distrust your own clocks then... :smash:

you know you're online to much when you have a computer couch , as opposed to a computer chair

When start getting mail addressed to your username.

You know you're online too much when you refer to people in real life by their usernames on the internet.

You know you're online too much when you refuse to talk to people, and will only e-mail them :D.

You know you're online too much when you can't find something and you search google for it :D.

When you check your Email, have no new messages, then immediately check it again.

hahahaha NxTek - i do that ALL the time!

Originally posted by Lirath
hahahaha NxTek - i do that ALL the time!

But then again... Dont we all?

when you aim buddy list has 200 screen names signed on at once

Originally posted by Lirath
hahahaha NxTek - i do that ALL the time!

Nooo comment. :)

You turn off your computer and go watch your Web TV.

You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

You beg your friends to get an account so you can hang out.

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.

Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

You tell your girlfriend she had a Hotbot, she Excites you, and you scream "YAHOO!".

Whenever you are asked your address, you give them your URL.

If your love life is ruined by net splits.

If you have mastered the fine art of reading fluent typo and consider it your second language.

The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

When you have to clean your keyboard with a Q-tip to dislodge the food particles.

Originally posted by NxTek

When you have to clean your keyboard with a Q-tip to dislodge the food particles.
a Q-tip does that?!
wwow thanks... now to clean:eek: