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Artashes
01-27-2003, 10:12 PM
Yes, I'm quite interested to know what your favorite quote is.

I have two, actually. The last one was found just recently and it belongs to one of my friends (movie critic):

"Do not judge those who try and fail. Judge those who fail to try."

"People are unsteady and unpredictable and will be more dangerous if you provide them with the rope in which to hang you." :D

ScottD
01-27-2003, 10:17 PM
"Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe, there is a reason."

tazd9t9
01-27-2003, 10:18 PM
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship

and one more suited to this industry:

work your ass off harder than everyone else, and you will succeed.

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 10:23 PM
My favorite quote is one i always say to myself...Created by myself :)

"No matter which Direction you choose, you can only move forward"
It means no matter what path you take, you can only go on with life. :) ITS DEEP!:bawling:

Artashes
01-27-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by insaneraptor
ITS DEEP!:bawling:

it really is... wwaaa.... :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

dsotmoon
01-27-2003, 10:48 PM
I took a picture of this one while on one of our vacations last year, it's on the wall @ the science museum in Boston


"The natural world is full of mysteries. How we make sense of it depends on the kinds of order we create...or reveal."


but it didn't give credit to who said it ??

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 10:56 PM
anonymous folk.. tsk tsk:blush:

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Artashes


it really is... wwaaa.... :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

I know i know.. its so deep and touching:bawling: :bawling: ;)

Lamont
01-27-2003, 10:57 PM
"Bite me"

WII-Aaron
01-27-2003, 11:01 PM
Build a man a fire and he stays warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life.

Aaron

sHosts
01-27-2003, 11:02 PM
I just made this quote up 10 seconds ago on another post on WHT...

"if you don't have the money..You wont always get what you want.. And if you do have the money, you still will not always get what you want.."

Gordo
01-27-2003, 11:06 PM
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

vito
01-27-2003, 11:14 PM
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put!
Winston Churchill

This is not the end. This is not the beginning of the end. In fact, this is the end of the beginning.
Winston Churchill

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't...
Unknown


Vito

vito
01-27-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by WII-Aaron
Build a man a fire and he stays warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life.

Aaron

Hahaha. :emlaugh:

I suppose that's a takeoff of:

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for life.

But I like yours better... :D

Vito

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by vito

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't...
Unknown


Vito

That one was funny as hell!:D :D I actually did LOL:stickout: ;) :D

vito
01-27-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by insaneraptor


That one was funny as hell!:D :D I actually did LOL:stickout: ;) :D
Actually, I saw that in a sig here about a year ago. It's since become one of my favorite sayings. I wish I could remember who had it so I could give credit... :emlaugh:

Vito

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 11:24 PM
I can almost bet you Dan Quayle said that one too ;)

vito
01-27-2003, 11:27 PM
Hey, BTW, can I assume from your username that you are a fan of our pathetic Toronto Raptors??

Vito

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 11:43 PM
Actually no.. bad assumption
I used Raptor Because my dad gave me a Raptor's Claw for my 12th birthday :)

vito
01-27-2003, 11:46 PM
Sorry, we Torontonians are desperate for any excuse to recruit fans for our pathetic pathetic Raptors.

I know, it's sad...

Vito

insaneraptor
01-27-2003, 11:50 PM
have you seen the redskins:rolleyes:

Samuel
01-27-2003, 11:52 PM
"If the world didn't suck, we would simply fall off"

vito
01-28-2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by insaneraptor
have you seen the redskins:rolleyes:
We all have our crosses to bear...

:bawling:

"If the world didn't suck, we would simply fall off"
If we all stood on the same side of the earth, it would tilt...

Vito

insaneraptor
01-28-2003, 12:04 AM
My favorite quote
"Dont Faq it, demodemo it"

Samuel
01-28-2003, 12:06 AM
"The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about"

vito
01-28-2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by insaneraptor
My favorite quote
"Dont Faq it, demodemo it"
You da man!!!! :beer:

"The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about"
Me thinks that's Timmay's favorite saying, isn't it?? :D

Vito

SoftWareRevue
01-28-2003, 12:17 AM
"Mods, close this thread!"


*No credit to author

epitomized
01-28-2003, 12:21 AM
Oh, I have so many:

"It's not crack that makes you lose weight, it's the dashes between your house and the pawn shop!"

"Why do we ignore those who adore us and adore those who ignore us?"

The whole Charles Swindoll quote, ending in:
"I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it."

um, let's see:

"If you can dream it, you can do it" - Walt Disney

"You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true." - Richard Bach

"All forms of fear produce fatigue." - Bertrand Russell

"It takes just as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"There is no self-made man. You will reach your goals only with the help of others." - George Shinn

"The harder you fall, the higher you bounce!"

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising up every time we fail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind." - Harry James

"Our happiness is greatest when we contribute to the happiness of others."

"If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart." - Arabic proverb

"Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them." - John Maxwell

"The one thing that remains constant is change."

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory." Rita Mae Brown

Website Rob
01-28-2003, 12:25 AM
Argue for your limitations and you shall have them.

Your confidence level is equal to the inverse of your reconfirmation level.

The first one I heard somewhere and the second one is mine, mine you hear! And anyone who argues with me must have a low confidence level about it, because I will keep reconfirming my ownership. :eek:

2Grumpy
01-28-2003, 12:49 AM
One I used to tell my techs, it's mine best I can remember, unless I heard it somewhere and forgot and now I think it's mine and it isn't really:

When you're so smart that no one can teach you anything, you're only half right.

vito
01-28-2003, 12:53 AM
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Vito

MGCJerry
01-28-2003, 01:02 AM
"The 3 most useless things in aviation.
1. The altitude above you
2. The runway behind you
3. The fuel back at the airport" - forgot :eek: :(

"Our inability to control the present condenms us from the future." - me :D

"Death has yet to walk upon mankind, or does mankind have yet to walk upon death?" - me :) (I Thought of this while living in a severe depression)

Hiccups
01-28-2003, 01:17 AM
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.


I think if that's the only rule you ever follow, you will do quite well in life. :)

TheDoctor
01-28-2003, 01:56 AM
Where there's a Will there's a Way

Unknown

Doc

CritticAge
01-28-2003, 02:17 AM
Stupid quotes.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
- David Letterman


You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeners



I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield



I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor



When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
- Stephen King


I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
- Paul Merton

Mesum
01-28-2003, 03:30 AM
Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch.
He's a prankster. Think about it.
He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fu*kin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!

Anyone knows this one?

Hostkookster
01-28-2003, 04:01 AM
Read my sig :D

adam
01-28-2003, 04:06 AM
LOL

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't...

Thats my fav..

TheDoctor
01-28-2003, 04:13 AM
Never Put off till Tomorrow
What you can put off for good.

AceWeb
01-28-2003, 04:26 AM
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool rather than open your mouth and prove it."

Lirath
01-28-2003, 04:29 AM
Mesum: Devil's Advocate, Al Pachino..


... read my sig as well... All the lines in the beginning of Full Metal Jacket rule... and then my others. I had a billion awesome quotes.. can't remember any but 1..


I can sum up everything I've learned in life into three words. It goes on. - Robert Frost

2Grumpy
01-28-2003, 04:35 AM
Every word out of the drill sargeant's mouth is pure quote gold. FMJ is one of the 10 best all time movies ever.

ToastyX
01-28-2003, 04:47 AM
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't..."

Lirath
01-28-2003, 05:13 AM
Pure quote gold.. hehe, I like that :P


Yeah, the first 15 minutes of that movie were simply hillarious..

Explitic Content Ahead:


Do you like to suck **** privet?!
Sir NO Sir!
Bullsh**, I'll bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose

(to the blackest guy in the company)
What's your name privet?
Sir, privet Brown, Sir!
Bullsh** you're now privet Snowball, is that understood?
Sir, yes, Sir!

Jesus mary mother of christ
What is your name privet? Is it Gomer Pile?
Sir, No, Sir! Lennerd Lawence, Sir!
Lennard Lawence, that sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
Sir, No, Sir!
You look like 250 pounds of chewed up bubble gum, you know that privet Pile?

*someone makes a joke*
Who said that? Who the fu** said that? Who's the slimy piece of sh** twinkle toesed mother fu**er that just said that?
Sir, it was me, Sir!
Hell, we've got a comedian here.. I like your honesty privet Joker. I like you privet Joker, you can come over and fu** my sister!

We do not descriminate in my camp. You are all equally worthless.

What's your excuse?
Sir, excuse for what, Sir?
I'm asking the fu**ing questions here.
Sir, yes, sir!

Where are you from privet?
Sir, texas, sir!
Holy mother of dogsh**, only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer so that narrows it down, doesn't it? I bet your the kind of guy who would fu** a man in the a** and not even have the godda** fu**ing common courtesy to give him a reach around...

Privet pile, I'll give you three seconds, exactly three fu**ing seconds to wipe that disgusting grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfu** you!




Yes, probably one of the best quoteable movies of all time...

:P

Lirath
01-28-2003, 05:15 AM
ToastyX.. you got that wrong...

it technically goes

0 1 10 11.... so with your statement it would be there are 1 types of people in this world... but yeah, still a good one :P

ToastyX
01-28-2003, 05:57 AM
Um, no...

0 = 0
1 = 1
10 = 2

akashik
01-28-2003, 06:01 AM
Favorite Quote:

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but rather the size of the fight in the dog"

Greg Moore

mahinder
01-28-2003, 06:15 AM
"because i dream, because i do" - daweoo motors advertisement.
"i don't surf internet, i live on it" - www.mahinder.com by mahinder dangwani. ;) :D

chrisranjana
01-28-2003, 07:40 AM
old chinese saying

"ONLY the dead (fish) go with the flow"

insaneraptor
01-28-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by vito

You da man!!!! :beer:

Vito

:beer::homer::wavey:

insaneraptor
01-28-2003, 11:08 AM
If you try and try and dont succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried :)

Life sucks, deal with it

When in doubt, RUN!

'It's a big rock... I can't wait to tell my friends... They don't have a rock this big.' --- James Marsters as Spike

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his
deathbed, sold me this watch.
- Woody Allen]

Changed my mind so much I can't even trust it. My mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself.

Life is a race, you have to cheat to succeed ;)

PixelOptik
01-28-2003, 01:19 PM
one of my favorites:

"It is better to be hated for what you are, Than to be loved for what you are not." ~Andre Gide

tazd9t9
01-28-2003, 01:46 PM
I thought of another:

Do Not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Barbara
01-28-2003, 03:25 PM
"Map out your future, but do it in pencil." - Jon Bon Jovi

Lirath
01-28-2003, 03:51 PM
Today is too uncertain to build roads for tomorrow

PencWeb
01-28-2003, 07:37 PM
:D "640k ought to be good enough for anybody" - Bill Gates

Tiffanybar
01-28-2003, 08:46 PM
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything"

Jim Morrison

Mesum
01-28-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by vito

You da man!!!! :beer:



Vito

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/ :D

Hostkookster
01-29-2003, 04:09 AM
"Character is the discipline to follow through with resolutions long after the spirit in which they were made has passed."

"Hey guys, Big Gulps eh? Well, see ya later."

Martin: "Why are you kissing my cheek?"
Candy: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Martin: "Where's you other hand?"
Candy: "Between two pillows"
Martin: "Those Aren't PILLOWS!!"
Both: AAAAUUGHHHHH

..."Everyone has been really nice to me."
"Thats because you have big jugs, I mean your boobs are huge, I mean I wanna squeeze em. MAMA *sucking noises* "Smack" Carey is a riot in that movie.

heres a recent one... Tell me if you saw it.
"Did you hear about the weather back east? Ya, it was down in the teens......Kinda like R. Kelly." :D

"Serenity Now!"

"I can't take it anymore! I can't eat, I can't sleep, i've been crawling up the walls, theres a naked woman across the street, i'm dating this virgin, i'm in this contest somethings gotta give!."

"A computer will only be used by 4 or 5 large companies."-- IBM President back in the 1970's.

"I haven't failed, i've only found 10,000 ways that don't work."

bear
01-29-2003, 07:37 AM
Seen here in a sig:
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the parcipitant."

Struck me as hilarious...even though it's incorrect. [precipitate]

Oh, and from The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai:
"No matter where you go, there you are"

(but I think it's origins are earlier than that..)

Khaless
01-29-2003, 08:11 AM
Fish, Chips, Cup'o'tea, bad food, worse weather, mary ****ing poppins London!

Sir, you are drunk."
" "Madame, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
-Lady Astor & Winston Churchill

Hostkookster
01-29-2003, 07:54 PM
Live every day as if its your last. One day you're sure to be right. :D

giancarlo
01-29-2003, 08:22 PM
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. - Clint Eastwood

Lamont
01-29-2003, 11:39 PM
From "Taxi":

Alex- "It's so quiet you can hear yourself think."
Jim- "I don't hear anything."

TheGAME1264
01-30-2003, 01:38 AM
Austin 3:16 - "I just whooped your a$$!"

"As a Muslim, I don't think Jesus exists but if he did, I think he'd wanna drink a few beers with me." -- Mike Tyson

"Well, kids, you tried and you failed miserably. The moral here is...never try." -- Homer Simpson

And the classic rant I heard the first time I went on IRC:

"My internet connection is dialup and I'm underemployed - I have a right to complain."

ToastyX
01-30-2003, 08:23 AM
"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?"

BisonSt
01-30-2003, 08:58 AM
"A man is no fool to give up what he can not keep to gain what he can not loose" -Jim Elliot (Missionary to Ecuador)

CipherVendor
01-30-2003, 10:28 AM
"Courage & Bravery are nothing without Honour."

giancarlo
01-30-2003, 10:36 AM
Better to die once and for all, than live in continual terror. —Æsop

We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. —Jeff Cooper, 1992

http://www.mostgraveconcern.com/

vito
02-04-2003, 08:55 AM
A few more:

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

:D

Vito

hostpc.com
02-04-2003, 09:08 AM
Quote from Buglight at Dixiesys:

"Dont worry, I've got a script for that"

or his favorite (from what I've been told)

"<BugLight> better stop now..."

TheDoctor
02-04-2003, 09:11 AM
Dont worry Be happy.

vito
02-04-2003, 09:12 AM
My two favorite colors - Blue and Blue Light :beer:

You probably have to be Canadian to understand that one...


Vito

hostpc.com
02-04-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by vito
My two favorite colors - Blue and Blue Light :beer:

You probably have to be Canadian to understand that one...


Vito

LOL!

jeellison
02-04-2003, 11:20 AM
"Don't employ unlucky people, throw half the CV's in the bin without even looking at them"

by David Brent

Tazzman
02-04-2003, 02:56 PM
From the great Forrest Gump:

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."

And my favourite classic, by Shakespear:

"What's in a name, would a rose not be called a rose smell just as sweet?"

MDJ2000
02-04-2003, 04:33 PM
"If you're not a liberal when you're 20, you have no heart; if you're not a conservative when you're 40, you have no brain."

Just one of many of Winston Churchill's gems.

TheGAME1264
02-05-2003, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by vito
My two favorite colors - Blue and Blue Light :beer:


Amen and Hallelujah!

Another favourite quote of mine, from As Good As It Gets (the greatest movie of all time by the way!):

Secretary: "How do you write from the women's perspective so well?"
Jack Nicholson: "I think of a man. Then I take away reason, and accountability."
-

VH-Robert
02-05-2003, 11:14 AM
"what lies behind us and what lies ahead of
us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.""

shaunewing
02-05-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by TheGAME1264
Amen and Hallelujah!

Another favourite quote of mine, from As Good As It Gets (the greatest movie of all time by the way!):

Secretary: "How do you write from the women's perspective so well?"
Jack Nicholson: "I think of a man. Then I take away reason, and accountability."
-

I loved that movie :D

Anyway, two of mine are:

"Cogito, Ergo sum" or "I think, therefore I am" - Descartes.

"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail" - Unknown?

Other favourite ones of mine have already been mentioned :stickout:

--Shaun

TheDoctor
02-05-2003, 09:24 PM
"Cogito, Ergo sum" or "I think, therefore I am" - Descartes.

I also like that however it's more a philosophy .. Religoius belief .. than a quote. Although strictly speaking, he did say it, therefore it's a quote.

* Interesting point has just occured to me ... "Does that mean that all those people that don't think (never actually ever use there brain) don't exist?" Perhaps there a figment of our imaginations.

Doc