Artashes
01-13-2003, 04:30 PM
What is the worst mission statement you have ever come across?
PS: Any company will do.
PS: Any company will do.
 | View Full Version : Worst Mission Statement ever? ATST 01-13-2003, 04:37 PM Darn, I seem to find ugly pages, but terrible mission statements? Wo reads those anyway? I'll be sure to post it if I do come across one. Tropical Tundra 01-13-2003, 05:19 PM I'll keep my eyes open but this is a funny story on how this: "The New Ventures Mission is to scout profitable growth opportunities in relationships, both internally and externally, in emerging, mission inclusive markets, and explore new paradigms and then filter and communicate and evangelize the findings." Came into being! Article: http://www.athensnewspapers.com/1997/111697/1116.a3mebert.html MarcD 01-13-2003, 05:24 PM Originally posted by arpmn "The New Ventures Mission is to scout profitable growth opportunities in relationships, both internally and externally, in emerging, mission inclusive markets, and explore new paradigms and then filter and communicate and evangelize the findings." :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I, Brian 01-13-2003, 06:11 PM Sounds like a very desperate salesman... susannad 01-13-2003, 06:33 PM The New Ventures Mission is to scout profitable growth opportunities in relationships, both internally and externally, in emerging, mission inclusive markets, and explore new paradigms and then filter and communicate and evangelize the findings what ? :eek: The New Ventures Mission is to look for chances to make $$ from itself and others in new places looking into new examples and then screen out the things it finds, make this an aspiration and tell you about it ? what ? ATST 01-13-2003, 07:00 PM Here is a good one: NutzWorld.com, Inc. Mission Statement 1. Rule the World 2. Get lots of Cookies 3. Eat the Cookies 4. Get more Cookies 5. Eat those Cookies too. Works for me ;) susannad 01-13-2003, 07:22 PM and then link to my site "How to trim your waist after all those cookies" sHosts 01-13-2003, 07:28 PM I've seen a company say our mission is to gaurantee you with the fastest and cheapest service or something along that matter.. FUnny thing is that it wasn't really fast service.. Artashes 01-13-2003, 07:45 PM Originally posted by arpmn "The New Ventures Mission is to scout profitable growth opportunities in relationships, both internally and externally, in emerging, mission inclusive markets, and explore new paradigms and then filter and communicate and evangelize the findings." Jeez... that's really bad... heheh I didn't even get half of it. :eek: Thanks mate. susannad 01-13-2003, 07:57 PM I translated it .. a few posts on top of this one it makes no sense either Hostkookster 01-13-2003, 08:43 PM Originally posted by ATST Here is a good one: Works for me ;) That about sums up Cookie Monster's mission statement. :D |