I'm wondering if anybody has seen a stray babies bottle. I took Monica on a day trip too the "The Big Smoke" .. Melbourne, by Train last saturday. When I arrived home I found I am one bottle short. Now if you have 5 or 6 bottles it is fairly easy to lose one however I only have two, or at least only had two. One bottle for her milk and one bottle for her fruit juice. I have lost the fruit juice bottle.
I am offering a reward for the return of same.

Doc

I always wonder who lost one shoe on the highway?
and why didn't they notice?

Don't know about one shoes but I do know my first wife had an affair with a one legged man. I mean how else would you explain me ending up with 30 single socks.

I went to the extreme of buying 20 pair of black socks, I thought that would fixed the problem. You wouldn't believe how many variations there are of black socks ..long one, short ones, shiny ones, dull ones, patterned, plain etc. I ended up with 20 single balck socks,

Anyhow what's this got to do with the missing milk bottle.

Doc

it's all to do with the coat hangers

you know how you never have any coat hangers, none at all ... and one day you open the wardrobe and it's full of coat hangers ?

Originally posted by susannad
it's all to do with the coat hangers

you know how you never have any coat hangers, none at all ... and one day you open the wardrobe and it's full of coat hangers ?
I'm not interested in coat hangers, I'm trying to find Monica's bottle..

However while where talking about coathangers. I always have a wire coat hanger in the car incase I accidently lock my keys in the car. The wire from a wire coathanger is excellent for opening cars. There is of course one small problem. How do I get the coathanger out of the car.

Doc

That's easy!
If you are a teenager, chances are there is one under your car, holding the muffler on.

coat- hangers are to safety pins as socks are to bottles

true or false ?
tick one box only

Originally posted by TheDoctor
I have lost the fruit juice bottle. . .

Anyhow what's this got to do with the missing milk bottle.



I think I know what was IN the missing bottle. Are you sure you got home with the right child?

If you break the aerial off your car, you can put a straightened-out hanger in its place. The equivalent of a spare set of keys.

One shoe on the highway? Probably from cases like this: http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103340

coat- hangers are to safety pins as socks are to bottles

true or false ?
tick one box only
I'd like to place my vote, but I can't find the checkbox. :mad:
Are you sure you made it cross-browser compatible?

Vito

which one is out of place

coat hanger

muffler

black sock

safety pin

bottle

vito


tick one browser only

yupapa


(BTW, you still haven't answered me - Are you really the raellian clone, susannad? ... or should I say Eve???)

Vito

Originally posted by TheDoctor
Now if you have 5 or 6 bottles it is fairly easy to lose one however I only have two, or at least only had two. One bottle for her milk and one bottle for her fruit juice.

Wow, when our little hellcat was still on bottles we had around a dozen of them. Of those about half were in active duty with the other half away on secret covert operations, hiding under furniture, or MIA in the truck somewhere, coming back in from the cold every now and then when one of the actives disappeared. Occasionally one would die in the field with only the smell of it's decaying body leading us to the scene. (yum, week old milk found under a bed next to a heating vent.) Needless to say they were buried with full military honors in the trash.

Greg Moore

LOL akashik
If you break the aerial off your car, you can put a straightened-out hanger in its place. The equivalent of a spare set of keys.Hey vito - aka McGyver, you can just unscrew the antenna, and replace it when done. No need to be without tunes because you locked your keys in your car.

McGyver - he used to kill me. Only guy I knew who could just take a pencil, a piece of tree bark and dog biscuit and make an explosive device... or a ham radio ... or... :emlaugh:

Vito

I only wish I would have thought of the antenna. I once locked my keys in my truck, and went in to a gas station to ask for something long, and somewhat flexable. He said he didn't have anything. I looked all around, and spied a "chip clip hanger" (It is a long straight wire with a hook, that has mini chip clips attached. On those clips are those cheap bags of chips, or other junk food for people to buy.)
I took it down, and while the guy watched, I carefully removed all the bags of chips, then the clips. I went out, opened the truck, came back in, put the clips back on, then the chips, said Thanks, and left.

Keep spare keys in a sealed back compartment of my wallet at all times. Locked myself out too many times before then
:rolleyes:

A small child on bottles was the equivalent to me of an apple falling on the head of whatsisname

The safety pins would disappear
I would buy vast quantities of safety pins and for some weeks all would be well .. then ... wake up one morning and not a safety pin to be seen. Open the wardrobe door and it's full of coat hangers. See the causal relationship here ?

I observed this phenomen many times

My conclusion : safety pins are the chrysalis form of coat hangers

Chris Alis was the storekeeper where we
used to buy our wire hangers when I was a kid.

Coincidence? I think not...

Vito

Originally posted by susannad
A small child on bottles was the equivalent to me of an apple falling on the head of whatsisname

The safety pins would disappear
I would buy vast quantities of safety pins and for some weeks all would be well .. then ... wake up one morning and not a safety pin to be seen. Open the wardrobe door and it's full of coat hangers. See the causal relationship here ?

I observed this phenomen many times

My conclusion : safety pins are the chrysalis form of coat hangers

What's a "safety pin" ... Come on get with the "disposable age"
next you will be telling me you actually washed the nappies.

YUK.
Doc

you see vito ?

a butterfly flaps its wings ...

The only thing constant is change...

Vito

plus ca change, plus ca meme chose

Tell that to my receeding hairline :eek:

Vito

is receding akin to derriere-drop ?

Let's just say at the rate it's going, in a few years my forehead will run all the way back to my ankles...

Vito

back to my ankles... more probably migrate to your shoulders
perhaps you know derriere-drop as butt-sag

Can you two hehave yourself and get back on topic.

This is serious. I need to find this darn babby bottle.

Originally posted by Gordo


I think I know what was IN the missing bottle. Are you sure you got home with the right child?

Not sure ..ask susannad.

Doc

Originally posted by TheDoctor
Can you two hehave yourself...

Sorry. :blush: :blush:

Maybe you should buy baby bottles with G.P.S. built in...

Vito